Sufjan Stevens is coming to Grand Rapids this spring, Tuesday April 28.  Tickets go on sale tomorrow the 30th at 10:00 A.M.  They will sell out very quickly.   Here is my guide for maximizing your chances of scoring some.

1. Create a TicketReturn account right now.  To do this commence a purchase of a random cheap event like River City Improv.  During the process it will let you create an account.  After the account is created it will ask you for credit card info which you can cancel out of.
2. Be logged into your TicketReturn account at 9:40 A.M. tomorrow.   It’s important to be logged in ahead of time.
3. At this time start reloading the Sufjan Stevens TicketReturn URL:  https://www.ticketreturn.com/prod2/Team.asp?SponsorID=7505 especially as it gets closer to 10

There are no guarantees obviously but Calvin’s servers are going to grind to a halt so it’s better to go right to the TicketReturn URL.